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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2082 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!