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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Towns Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Potions Brewed:	176
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	613	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!