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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3248	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	227	Chimeras Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3127
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	713

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3278
Void Gems Collected:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Towns Built:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.