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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5044 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!
Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!