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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3014 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Mines Excavated: | 4940 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!
Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!