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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2476 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 317535 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!
Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!