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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6327 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!
So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!