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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9887 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 128 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!
So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!