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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5804 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2180 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 442 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!
So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!