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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9929 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9713 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
so, like, u know how u just graduate from creeper school and u all pumped to start ur career in mining and crafting, but then u cant find a job for like a week? well, that one week of unemployment can totally ruin ur chances of becoming a leader in the minecraft world. like, ur potential just goes down the mineshaft, man.
but fear not, my fellow blockheads! join our server and u will never have to worry about early career unemployment again! we got jobs for days, man. u can be a professional pig wrangler, a master builder, or even a diamond hunter. the possibilities are endless!
not only that, but we also have the craziest events and competitions that will test ur skills to the max. like, one time we had a race to see who could build the tallest tower using only dirt blocks. it was epic, dude.
so come join us on our server and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to the top of the minecraft world! who needs a job when u got a community like this, amirite?
