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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4767 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures like the dreaded Ender Dragon (who just so happens to have a secret love for disco music), and even participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese!