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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2343 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures like the dreaded Ender Dragon (who just so happens to have a secret love for disco music), and even participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese!