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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2370 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 5288 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures like the dreaded Ender Dragon (who just so happens to have a secret love for disco music), and even participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese!