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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 450 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 215 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a maze of red flags and blocked numbers. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for vindication instead?
Don’t miss out on the chance to dress up in your fanciest pixelated outfit and impress your date with your impeccable virtual fashion sense. Just make sure you don’t show up in jean short-shorts, unless you want to risk getting kicked out of our exclusive virtual restaurant.
So come on, join us on this wild adventure and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least some entertaining stories to share with your friends)!