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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8163 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 222380 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
