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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9277 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
