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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9259 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
