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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3371 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4881 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
