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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7402 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
