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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3269 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 125 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Our server is so wild that even the most respectable right wing legal scholars would agree that joining is the only constitutional thing to do.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hunter was convicted of stealing all the diamonds on the server. But fear not, because Biden swooped in and pardoned him, claiming it was all just a big misunderstanding. Now, Hunter roams free and the law is just a mere suggestion on our server.
If you want to challenge the law, push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in Minecraft, and maybe even steal some diamonds yourself, then this is the SMP for you. So come on in and join the chaos, because SCOTUS won’t know what hit them!
