UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Potions Brewed:	169	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Emeralds Found:	2202
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dimension Hops:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HamasGoneWild

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

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So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crops Grown:	8405	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Farms Harvested:	894	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PeakMaturityCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Farms Harvested:	984
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9442	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

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LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	8606
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchantments Applied:	178
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.