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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3727 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother Ian’s life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Ian’s divorce drama look like child’s play. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of adventure, where you can escape reality just like Ian tried to escape his responsibilities.
Our server is so addictive, even Ian’s addiction issues pale in comparison. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll forget all about Ian’s poor decisions and constant partying. Build your own virtual empire and show Ian what real success looks like.
And if you ever feel like blaming someone else for your problems, just remember Ian’s story and realize that the only person responsible for your success or failure is you. So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Ian’s ex-wife may have moved on, but you can move on to a better, brighter future in our Minecraft world. Let’s show Ian how it’s done!
