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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 605 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother Ian’s life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Ian’s divorce drama look like child’s play. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of adventure, where you can escape reality just like Ian tried to escape his responsibilities.
Our server is so addictive, even Ian’s addiction issues pale in comparison. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll forget all about Ian’s poor decisions and constant partying. Build your own virtual empire and show Ian what real success looks like.
And if you ever feel like blaming someone else for your problems, just remember Ian’s story and realize that the only person responsible for your success or failure is you. So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Ian’s ex-wife may have moved on, but you can move on to a better, brighter future in our Minecraft world. Let’s show Ian how it’s done!
