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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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