Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Chimeras Created: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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