Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CitrusNetwork

    CitrusNetwork

    Welcome to CitrusNetwork

    Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

    Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

    OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

    Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

    Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blockhead Kids

    Blockhead Kids

    Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

    Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

    Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

    For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

    But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

    At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Ores Mined: 1938
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6295
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Farms Harvested: 620

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Grimwood

    Grimwood

    Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

    If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

    Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

    The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AethraCraft

    AethraCraft

    Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

    AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

    SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Crops Grown: 2362 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 8841
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Crown

    The Crown

    Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

    But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

    IP: thecrownmc.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Farms Harvested: 636
    Zombie Dances: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noobcraft

    Noobcraft

    Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 325

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Gods Slained: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1277 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. πŸ™‚ Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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