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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5028 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 436 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
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