UnattractiveGuyMinecraftSMP

annoying habits, attractiveness, bad habits, Behavior, Communication, DATING, deal breakers, Girls, Grooming, guys, habits, instant turn off, Manners, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationships, romance, turn-offs, Unattractive, UnattractiveGuyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Hey players, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your ex’s cat? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the most hilarious players around!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to challenge the server owner who’s rumored to have a pet dragon as their sidekick.

And if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously, come hang out with us where the only rule is to have fun and never dig straight down (unless you want to unleash a horde of angry chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your grandma’s bingo night!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	1849	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	56	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mines Excavated:	3416	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8243
Farms Harvested:	862	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
New Chunks Explored:	804641	Buildings Constructed:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Star Shards Collected:	155	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	5461	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.