lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Animals Bred: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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