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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2972 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6342 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
on this server, we have like, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows. like, how insane is that?! you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
oh, and did i mention that the admins are actually aliens from outer space? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a good time. they’ll even give you a pet dragon if you can beat them in a dance-off.
so, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join our server. ukraine can have their russian territory, we’ve got flying pigs and laser beams, baby!