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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1958 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1700 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 745 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 79 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, ukraine is all like “yo, we control 1,000 sq kms of russian territory” and we’re just like “lol, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more fun!”
on this server, we have like, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows. like, how insane is that?! you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
oh, and did i mention that the admins are actually aliens from outer space? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a good time. they’ll even give you a pet dragon if you can beat them in a dance-off.
so, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join our server. ukraine can have their russian territory, we’ve got flying pigs and laser beams, baby!
