LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Alien Abductions: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 4862 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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