LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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