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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1777 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 361 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We have US HoR passing billion-dollar aid bills, defected SBU officers getting car bombed in Moscow, and Zelensky signing new mobilization laws like it’s nobody’s business. And let’s not forget about the massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – talk about explosive gameplay!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud out of your own volition. See you on the battlefield, comrade!