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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7321 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
so, like, imagine u r chillin in ur blocky world, mining ur diamonds and building ur epic castle when suddenly u get a message from ur homie trump. he’s all like “yo, come join my server and help me make a deal with ukraine for their natural resources. in exchange, i’ll stop russia from attacking us.” like, what even is happening in this crazy server, amirite?
u gotta join this server, man. not only do u get to negotiate shady deals with world leaders, but u also get to fight off russian mobs trying to invade ur land. it’s like a mix of politics and survival, but with a minecraft twist. plus, u get to hang out with trump himself, building walls and making deals like a true blocky boss.
so come on, join the madness and see where this wild adventure takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll end up brokering peace between nations or just building the biggest wall in minecraft history. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to make deals, fight mobs, and maybe even save the world. or at least ur blocky little corner of it.
