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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1171 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, an injured north korean soldier got captured by ukraine, but then, like, he died and south korea was all like, “oh snap.”
but, like, forget about all that drama, because on this server, we got, like, the most epic builds and the dankest memes. like, you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama or, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang ever. we call ourselves the “minecraft mafia” and we, like, run the server with an iron fist. but, like, in a fun way, you know?
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob. then, like, you might regret it a little bit. but, like, who cares about noobs, right? come join us, bro!
