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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5318 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, an injured north korean soldier got captured by ukraine, but then, like, he died and south korea was all like, “oh snap.”
but, like, forget about all that drama, because on this server, we got, like, the most epic builds and the dankest memes. like, you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama or, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang ever. we call ourselves the “minecraft mafia” and we, like, run the server with an iron fist. but, like, in a fun way, you know?
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob. then, like, you might regret it a little bit. but, like, who cares about noobs, right? come join us, bro!
