UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mines Excavated:	4317	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	1910

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	229	Emeralds Found:	6843
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Towns Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4053
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Star Shards Collected:	160
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ores Mined:	4151	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
New Chunks Explored:	132677	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crops Grown:	2123
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7337	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	112
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!