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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7107 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2413 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 2791 |
omg u guys, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, it’s so lit that even the leaders of Russia are tryna attack it with missiles. but don’t worry, we got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect us.
so like, come join us and be a part of the epic battle against the evil Russian forces. u can build ur own fortress and fight off the invaders like a total boss. plus, there’s like, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered all over the map.
and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can chill with ur homies and plan ur next move. it’s like, the ultimate hideout for when things get cray cray.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s show those Russian missiles who’s boss! #minecraftforlife #russiagoaway
