UglyKidNamesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	2549
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	294

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Spears Created:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Animals Bred:	158
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	122
Enchantments Applied:	59	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	4676	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	6725
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	1347	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!