UglyKidNamesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	2776	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crops Grown:	4800
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crops Grown:	6967
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8685	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	7037	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.