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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1062 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!