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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2926 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 588 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 2690 | Enchantments Applied: | 247 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!