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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3796 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5128 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 287 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!