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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4216 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!