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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2706 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 558 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!