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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1739 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Ores Mined: | 9257 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!