Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	79

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	8868	Void Armor Forged:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	202	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ores Mined:	640	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4373
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”