Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Animals Bred:	132
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Emeralds Found:	105
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mines Excavated:	1462	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	641
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.