Ugly Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever wondered why he was voted one of the unsexiest men in 2011? Well, let me tell you, it’s because he spends all his time playing on our Minecraft server! But don’t let that deter you, because our server is so lit that even the most unsexy of dudes can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join our server for a chance to build a giant statue of the unsexiest man of 2011 in all his glory. Show off your creativity and make him look even more unsexy than he already is (if that’s even possible).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the unsexiest man of 2011 himself will make a special guest appearance on the server. Get a chance to chat with him and ask him all your burning questions about his unsexiness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the unsexy revolution!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ores Mined:	8908	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Villages Defended:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	97	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Items Found:	3862

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9640	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Emeralds Found:	9772	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Star Shards Collected:	170	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.